Spot On!
I cannot stand stains on my clothes. I absolutely abhor (hate…just trying out a new word) them, especially food stains. Although I have repeatedly tried to resist, if I am dining at a restaurant and even the slightest bit of food grazes my shirt, leaving behind the most minuscule dot (of grease? protein? starch?), it would appear I have a 911 case of diarrhea by the sheer speed with which I can race to the restroom, fully intent on saturating…